More On Fishflies, Underwear and the Pagan Slap-Dance

31 Jul
Fishflies Swarming at Night

Fishflies Swarming at Night

People have been asking how fishflies get in your underwear. The short answer is “I dunno.” (Visual image spoiler alert) All I do know is that when I strip down before coming back into the house – on the orders of S-S – they are there. In case any of you think that might be kinky with little bodies wiggling and jiggling south of the border then think again. It’s also not much fun being semi-naked on the deck doing the equivalent of a pagan slap-dance. Then it’s off to the showers since I also now have a few extra creases and folds for them to hide in. Needless to say fresh underwear is now in order. This is probably more information than you wanted to know but that is the problem with asking the question in the first place. The truth is sometimes ugly, not me, just the truth.

Enjoy the picture of the fishflies swarming at night. Nocturnal plague!


2 Responses to “More On Fishflies, Underwear and the Pagan Slap-Dance”

  1. pat August 1, 2013 at 6:33 am #

    Wow you are infested……. Ours have just slowed down. Barry, why do you insist on going out when they come out at night. Cant you finish everything you have to do before then. Perhaps you are a little kinky huh!

    • Barry Morrison August 1, 2013 at 8:33 am #

      Oh, cut to the quick! I try to share my pain and am insulted by a loyal reader. Life sometimes requires one to do such things as taking out the garbage for next day’s morning collection. If I want to be insulted I have Brute, still hiding out in his shed, to do that. May your fishflies return!

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